It's that time again...to just blab blab and blab

Greetings invisible people who never comment on my posts!
It's hard to be mad at you guys for making me all lonely, so I'll stop stressing on you guys every single time. Instead, I'll leave it to the invisible cookie monsters to steal all your cookies (yeah! I went there!). Anyyyyyyyyyyyywho, I'm sure everyone's been busy doing whatever stuff they want to do, and they have no time to look at a pretty boring blog (there I said it, I'm boooooooooooooring :P).
So it's the Christmas season--the time of giving :D (and receiving :P). I think it's also a good time to reflect on everything you're thankful for (i know, Thanksgiving passed, so what?) and how you're loved and lucky in every single way possible. Thinking about this sure would give that warm fuzzy feeling to me :D. So to remind you, and bring a smile to your face, here's some stuff to give creases to the sides of your mouths.

• Your family (no matter how annoying or embarrassing they may be, there has to be good moments, and you know you'll still always love them no matter what)
• Your friends- come on! who you laugh with at all those inside jokes and bring you up when you're down
• Be thankful you have a home and how you're able to go to a computer to read this very article. Some people aren't as fortunate as you!
• The little things--what little things make you smile?
• ANYONE YOU LOVE!!! and not just puppy-dog love :P

Anyways, I love you all! That's why I'm not mad at y'all for being so mean to me :P. HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

ha! i'm actually typing a post (comment so i don't get lonely)

Yeah, so basically, this blog is sooooooo lonesome!

But part of doing a blog is letting out my feelings, and this is what I strongly feel..THAT YOU SHOULD READ AND ENJOY THIS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! (btw, I'm actually a nice person, so don't take this as a threat, lol :P)

Anyways, it's November, that time of month. You know what I luuuuuurrve? Pumpkin Pie!!! omgggggg!! haha, HI FIVE! TURKEY!! you know, when you do the thumbs up sign and the other person does a five, it makes a beautiful beautiful turkey...sniff sniff, it's so beautiful!

What's with the swine flu going around? Bleh, it's been making me sooooo germophobic. I ATE CHICKEN NUGGETS WITH A FORK!!! lol. All my friends look at me strangely, but oh well, better eat with a fork than get swine flu.

Talk to you guys later! I'm serious though, comment; just donate a couple of seconds of your time. Don't look at me like that. Come on, don't make me go on my knees >.<
-Jade was here

A Nice Long Post.

As I write this, I am laying on heavily patched-up sheets that have "YMCA" printed on them and I just finished separating my eyelashes with a teasing comb. Yes, we sure have a lot to catch up on. So I guess I'll start from the beginning.


Once upon a time... jk :D
I'm on vacation right now in Penang, Malaysia. It's safe to say I love this place now <3. My mom (and Jimmy Choo) are from here. The food is great, the landscape is gorgeous, and the shopping is ah-mazing.

My family and I were staying in my grandma's house earlier, but then we came to stay at this hotel. I have to admit, I like my grandma's house better. This hotel is really quite creepy. My parents say it's a classic chinese hotel and that it's for backpackers. I can't get over the patches in the sheets and the dingy towels that smell like sweat. The room is painted pastel colors (pink and blue) and the lights are very dim. At night I get scared, but I know my God is with me :) *cue warm and fuzzy feeling* What I love, though, is that it's actually the size two of hotel rooms and it's super-clean.

I'm a bit bored now, though. I left my books and stuff at my grandma's house. I wanted to go on Facebook (I'm so addicted now) but I tried to log on on my dad's laptop and I couldn't verify my birthdate. I joined FB with a fake birthday. So I've been seperating my eyelashes with my fine-tooth comb until now.

Hmm... that reminds me... I MUST let you know something. I just got the Bumpit and it's GREAT! DO NOT buy it on TV. Walgreen's sells them for only $10/ *Disclaimer: Not all Walgreen's may carry them. Just most, I think* Anyway, the Bumpit stays in my hair all day and looks fabulous. I lovveee it!

Well, my contacts are getting dry. Luv you!
Stitchiee

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP, you have reached Jade's messaging system. If you'd like free popsicles, press 1. If you'd like very interesting blog entries, and a very happy author, COMMENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT COMMENT!!!!!!!!! I feel soooooooooo lonely here........but anyways, that made me abandon my blog entries for a while, until my friend inspired me to write one.....Thanks friend, *wink.
I've been reading my old notebook from years ago........my response was "wowwwwwwwwwwwww" one entry would say, "man, I'm so mad at ________(insert name here)" and the next entry would say "i'm not mad at _______(insert name here) anymore" That just goes to show that I suck at writing.
I have an imaginary pet monkey named Paul.......let me describe him.

• He can play the accordian......He's the best accordian playing monkey in the world, because he's the only accordian playing monkey in the world.
• He has a drivers license.......his license picture is a picture of a banana, because apparently monkeys are afraid of flash photograhy......so if a police officer ever pulls him over, then he'd turn himself into a banana to match the picture.
• He drives a golf cart.
• He is smart, but he can't go to competitions, because humans are apparently allergic to monkeys.
• He has an invisible suit.
• He has an underground shuttle to Texas to visit friends.
• He can actually surf the internet.
• He is going through the stage where he thinks that all humans are bananas, and he can punish them by eating them.

Hope you guys love Paul just like Paul loves him........Paul says hi (with love).....

Love, Paul.....and me :D

Things I Do Not Enjoy

Hi everybody! You may be thinking, "Finally a new post!" Well, I thought it was time, considering NOBODY WRITES anymore. *cough cough* Jade told me that her mom doesn't like her going on the computer so much anymore. So she is excused from the exaggerated coughing thing. Lol.

Anyway, I thought I would go complain to the world. Here are some things I hate, or rather, harshly dislike:

• All the people who complain about war or politics or global warming and don't know what they're talking about.
  

• People who claim to hate books. Hey, what have books ever done to you? Other than enlighten you ♥.

• People who crash your conversation. Especially when they have something stupid to say. Seriously, in third period today, at every single thing I said to Springroll and Jade, the guy in front of me (let's call him Ezekiel! XD) had a comment. I was like, "Whoa, there's a guy with the last name Custer (like CUSTARD) in our book, to which Ezekiel said, "You got a problem with custard?"

• My retainer. It's gross.

• When people add "El ____ito to a word in every sentence." It's so annoying! You're not speaking Spanish, people.

• Cheap jewelry that turns brown the second you buy it.

• The subject of texting. As in, "Ohhmigaawd this guy texted me and said he would text me back after I texted him about this girl who texted my biffle."

• The "PEACE" craze going on. Ugh it drives me crazy.

• Jade, Springroll, you saw this coming. The last thing on my list is:

The Twilight Series. Yuck.

So what drives you crazy? Anything really annoying that I need to add to my list? Do you agree with me? Tell me about it!

FPA and other stuff

hellooooooooooooooooooooooo? anyone there? Please pick up !!! Beeeeeeeeeeeep.
Hello there, I'm glad you finally picked up, thought you were gone for a second. It's me, Popsicle-Chan, here to inform you about the FPA. I'm sorry Springroll, you were going to talk about it right? But seeing that my impatience is wearing thin, I'll just explain the basics. The FPA is the Foon Promotion Association *Clap clap clap* Now for you spork-hating people, you may be thinking, foons are the same as sporks, BUT YOU'RE WRONG!!!!If it was a spork, would it have awesome mascots made by our lovely Springroll? Definitely noooooooooooooooooo! I already ranted about sporks, so you should already know why sporks are evil (just in case you didn't, scroll all the way down to the second to last post, and check it out :D. Our adorable mascots help promote our association. There are a variety of foons that hopefully Springroll will be explaining soon. Other than that, Friday the 13th passed, can I hear three cheers? Whenever Friday the 13th comes by, I am excited to prove it's unluckiness wrong. I had an awesome Friday the 13th. If anyone had a bad or wonderful or neutral friday the 13th, please tell me about it! I'd love to hear how it turned out. And oooooooooooo, Valentines Day passed, tell me about that too! For me I just sat around, and I know a kid who's birthday was on that day. I wished him happy birthday, but some meany weeny cheesy kids started making fun of him, and saying how he'll never find love. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT!!!!!!! It gets me furious with a steaming head that will set of fire alarms!!!!He's still a kid, what do they know? Don't you just hate it when people make fun of others? Those people have no other time and are wasting their own lives doing it. I'd love to hear comments, even from authors or anyone. I don't care if authors comment on their own blog, so what (ooooo, that's a song)?

Popsicle-Chan over and out (what does over and out mean anyways? does it mean you got ran over so you passed out? lol)

Dance!

Hey everyone! It's me, Stitch. I was just wondering... does anyone other than the blog writers look at/follow our blog? I don't know all of the people who write this, soo, um >_<... Just wondering. If there is anybody, then please comment! Yayy. =) So anyway, yesterday was this huge Chinese New Year festival at *address withheld! don't be nosy.* I performed a hip-hop dance there to So What/When I Grow Up. [Lately, I have been tired of those songs bouncing around in my head. Haha.] So it was really fun and I had a great time. I could tell you all the details about the dance and the choreography, but who wants to read that? X3 So here are some random fun facts about my dance:

• We bought our costumes at, ahem, LoveCULTURE and Forever 21.
  
• They involved this purple lacy corset (NOT one of those super tight ones that have wire or boning inside). Apparently, they weren't sparkly enough so our parents were supposed to sew sequins on. My mom ran out of time, so it was only sequined on one side.
• I wore makeup. :) My mom is super strict and I am not allowed to wear makeup regularly until she reconsiders at age 17.
• I wore *ready for this?* fake eyelashes!! The brand, 'modlash' instantly appealed to me. But we were forced to and I would never have been brave enough to buy them on my own.
• I had to, erm, slide under a guy's legs. Ick.
• My shoe started coming off halfway through and I started to fall behind. But I caught up again!
• One of the guy dancers sneezed at the end. lol ;)
• The choreographer is 17.
• We ROCKED.

Love you!
Stitch♥

Crushes Absolutely Crush Me

Okay, by reading the title, you're probably thinking that I had a crush on someone and something went wrong and all that blah, but that's what happened. Oi, I am here to vent my annoyance of my friend's crush. Let's give this friend a name, shall we, I'll name it Sam (you decide on your own if it's a boy or a girl). So anyways, Sam has a crush on my other friend.......hmmmm what's a good name that suits both a girl and boy.....well, let's just name this person Bob (yes, bob can be a boy or a girl, you got a problem with that?) so yeah, Sam has a crush on Bob, and yet Sam doesn't know whether Bob really likes Sam, so looky here, I have to play Mercury, the messenger, and Sam wants me to talk with Bob and find out whether Sam really likes Bob, but I want to be fair to both Sam and Bob and not nose into Bob's business. I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE, so I'm sooooooooooo sorry Sam So sorry Sam, I think this "crush" is ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE, and I always want to go "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, ain't that SWEET!!!!!!!" but be an man/woman, and tell Bob yourself. After going through this experience, I learn how crushes can really annoy your friends.............wait........I STILL LOVE IT HOW MY FRIENDS GO CRUSH-CRAZY, so you guys, I'm still curious to know who you have a crush on, and I don't mind being messenger, but don't talk about it every single second!!!! I mean, I'll just go nuts! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY IF MY FRIEND READS THIS AND DISCOVERS THAT IT'S THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T BE MAAAAADDDD, BUT IT'S JUST THAT I NEED TO VENT MY ANNOYANCE!!!!!!!!!!This experience made me learn that I need to not annoy my friends :P.
I'm probably not going to have a crush in a LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNGGGGGG time. I am sooooooo sorry. I didn't even say hi to you guys. Let me introduce myself. Hi, My name is Jade, nice to meet you *sticks out hand* SHAKE IT!!!!!! I command you to, or you'll be enveloped a swirling mass of spaghetti-bunnies (love you spaghetti bunny) :D. ttyl, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
P.S. .........uhhhh......I don't know what to say, i just love saying P.S. :P

Stitch Loves Vintage

Hi there everyone!
Ugh Jade, Springroll,- and all the others:
Sorry I haven't written in a while! I'm so busy!

But now I'm blogging, so yay! Well, the other day I was looking at vintage stores online- okay, so maybe I had a little extra time!- and I found these really cool ones! I hate to, like, advertise for them but they look soo cool!
There's Decades Vintage, which has this really cute mod dress! (Ladies Dept, Dresses, eighth dress on the page!) Wow, if only I could have it.
There's The Rusty Zipper, which has the most amazing vintage sewing patterns (now that I can afford!). I love this one especially, a pinstripe skirt suit with elbow-length sleeves. Ugh, it sounds bad when you read it, but seeing it is so pretty!

But the only vintage thing that I own is not actually vintage. It's just a headband, actually, BUT it looks pretty Roarin '20s Flapper to me. It's covered in satin and has feathers on the side, and a mesh net that goes over your eye. Here's one that looks sorta like it. I wear it to school and people make fun of me. *grumblegrumble* LOL jk Well, Jade and Springroll LOVE it!

Okay, well that's enough rant for one day. Bye!
-Stitch

BAIBAI

BAIBAI. is right.
I deleted two of my blogs and made a new one! X3 Coz apparently no one was commenting on my old blogs...

so--- if you'd like to be an author could you give me your email address? cuz right now---i'm on a brain blocakge.

thankyous!
baibai
signingout---
kai chan

Angel, apparently

Well,well. I just figured out what my japanese name meant! HUZZAH. is means angel lol. XD
So,,, since apparently everyone's doing hrm, intros now! so will i! XD

Well, nyuuuuuuu, some facty facts bout me! -

• name is Mitsukai Nana Hoshi Kurai, but PLEASEEEEEEE call me Kai =) pishpish
• I like using: pishpish, hrm, ,,,(instead of ...), nyuu, naiyuu, snarfgigglesnarfsnarf, clapping sarcastically
• I am ABSOLUTELY ADICTED TO spelling things wrong, not really, but I AM ABSOLUTELY ADICTED TO CARAMELLDANSEN. if you have NO idea what it is you may as well drown yourself in a sea of boiling hot water with sharks swimming below.
• I have an RPG called MM XD
• I like bluuuuueeeeeee
• I like pikachu, LOVELOVELOVE EDWARD ELRIC, LOVELOVE SASORI, LOVE DEIDARA, LOVELOVELOVELOVE ANIM AND MANGAS! wootwoot
• someof my bestestbestest friends ever are popsicle-SAN, crayonz-CHAN, Ali-SAN, Nomi-sama, Najomie-chan, Chrisyteen-neechan, Rhi-chan, Aubzy-chan, etc-chan.
• i LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE EDWARD ELRIC.
• i LOVE animes and mangas =)
• NEVER cosplayed since my mom won't let me... BUT i did dress up as L for school, but not cosplayed FORMALLY... never went to a supercon either =(
• Mitsukai apparently means Angel X3
• Rough translation of my name by me is- (Mitsukai Nana Hoshi Kurai) Seven Dark Angel Stars. i know. ROUGH.
• i'm not japanese! XD
• I have awesome hats that will destroy the world. I -hrm- have a white kitty hat..
• my DA is kaittylin.deviantart.com
• I have so much things to say about myself, i will stop right now X3

SOOOOO------- think you have enough factyfactingfacts bout me"?

pishpish

Signingout---

Kai Chan- <33

Nyaa~ It's Springroll!!! :D

Well haii there tiger! ^-^ In case u didn't get the memo (which u probably didn't, cuz no one gets memos nowadays), I'm Springroll, but u can call me Spring-chan! I'm friends with Jade-chan and Stitch, just so ya know ^___^ Pleased to meecha!!! I'm pure Taiwanese, and I love asian food, and pretty much anything asian, especially anime and manga! I say 'Nyaa' a lot, and also if I see something cute I'll usually say 'Kueee!!!' and sometimes I'll say OMG, but if I do, then I have to say it like 'oh-em-GEEEEEEEE!!!', like that. Heehee =D

Things I luuurve:
~God (I'm Christian, like Stitch ^-^ *hugs her*
~Music (hehe, pretty much anything LOUD)
~Shiny objects *oooooh shineeeeeh*
~Hairclips (they're awesome. Why? Because I said so.)
~DDR ^_____^
~Asian candeeeh!!! Especially Pocky, and Hi-Chew!!! hehe ^^
~Drawing manga and writing fanfictions (FF: TearsofCalypso)
~Cosplaying!!! >u< (If u don't know what that is, lookit up! ^^)
and most of all...
~My BUDDEEEHS!!!!! =D They are the BOMB DOT COM!!! xD

So... yeah, I think that's it ^___^ Talk to me! I'm a nice person... right? Riiiight? *everyone walks away slowly* Aww man.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!! =D

Heehee ^___^ Springroll out! <3

Holiday Songs

Speaking of them, I have a Thanksgiving song, but I didn't make it up, I got it from the Nickelodeon(if that's how you spell it) magazine.
"Here at the Children's Table"is sung to the tune of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

Here at the children's table,
Isn't where I want to be.
You get the fancy china,
We only get paper plates,
You get the matching cushions,
While we sit on old milk crates.
How I dream of front row seats,
Near the candied yams,
Turkey, ham, and even peas,
Lots of stuffing, seconds, please!
I'll be on my best behavior,
Don't you know I'll do my best,
I'll even clear the dishes,
If you answer my request!

Again, I did not make this up.

Kweh!

Hi people who read this blog! I'm Hikari Kitsune, but you can just call me Hiki-Chan, if you're too lazy to say Hikari-Chan, or Kitsune-Chan. Kweh! is the word I use instead of OMG, or phew, sigh, gasp, or any of those onomatopoeia that people use, but Kweh is only for me and chocobos. At least on this blog.

And, like Popsicle-Chan, I don't want to be called "san", because even that is too respectful. And that's the lowest respect you can give! No "sama" or "dono" or whatever. Just "chan". Kweh! Now that that has been gone over, I'll introduce myself.

As you now know, I'm Hikari, and Spaghetti Bunny is my sister, and I'm the administrator of Sporks Are Useless. Again, I want to address the blog: SporksAreUseless.blogspot.com

Of course, you don't have to put www. or capitalization, I was just capitalizing to show the individual words. And no, it's not called a foon, and neither is it a typo if you say spork, not sport. I'm not saying that I think S-P-O-R-T-S are useless, I'm saying S-P-O-R-K-S, the "utensils" are useless. I like manga, but not anime, because the anime is really off the actual manga, and most of the time the characters just stand there, doing nothing/ explaining something for a really long time/ pausing between each sentence/ epically staring at each other/ being stupid, like Naruto.

So, you can learn more about me in my profile because I need to get off Spaghetti's computer.

Hi Guys!

Hi guys! (I don't know why you say guys, some of us are girls)
This is Spaghetti Bunny back over from Sporks Are Useless.
So I just was invited to become an author, so I couldn't resist saying yes, and to fulfill my duty for a new blog, I'm posting! Yaaayy!
Now anyhoo, I was just talking to Flossing Sunshine over at Sporks today and I was recommending a series to read, and she said it sounded kinda like Chubacca, that weird carpet guy in Star Wars, a popular show/movie over here on planet Earth.
You guys probably know it here on this polluted planet, so would you care to explain the pointless plot to me?
Now I don't mean to critisize this nice blog, but to see what I'm talking about, please check me and my friends' blog at www.sporksareuseless.blogspot.com (don't worry,Popsicle and Kai are my friends too.)
Question: Are spaghetti bunnies bunnies made from spaghetti?
Gotta go now, the spagheeti bunnies are noodle-painting on the wall.

Stitch!

Haha, well this is my first post, so hello there! I'm Stitch, a friend of Jade and Springroll x3. [Heyy guys!! ; )]

About my name: I love, love, loved Stitch ever since I was on a commercial for Lilo and Stitch happy meal toys when I was 8. And now, I still really do love Stitch. [You should see my room, I have like 10 little Stitch toys, all of which I make clothes for! x3]Ooh, and that brings me to my next point. I love to sew, which is also why I was named Stitch. See what I did there? Teehee... I completed my very first dress (for myself) on the 20th, (12-20-08). It was pink with a ruched top and sleeves, and I sewed eyelet lace on the bottom hem and on the little pockets I made. I am extremely proud!

So some of the things I like are:

• sewing
• Stitch
• Project Runway (Go Kenley!)
• Neopets (I'm princessmonster, Neofriend me!)
• Jon and Kate+ Eight
• Jesus (I'm a Christian :])
• purple (sorry for ruining your green and yellow thing, guys)
• A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (an amazing book for sure)
• Paramore (Best.Band.Ever!)
• Coldplay (♥ them too)
• Christmas
• Jade and Springroll (mushy hug time)... etc.

So anyway, umm... this is just a bit late, but:
Merrrryy Christmaasss! ♥
Jesus is the Reason for the Season.

Luv ya, Bye! (haha well that was tacky)

- ♥STITCH

DRAMA

omg. i did not just post that on ur blog lol

Hey Guys

Hola Peoples of the world! I hope everyone's enjoying their vacation (if you have any)
Because I mean some people still work during the winter break *hint hint: you know who you are, evil cackle*. But anyways, I've been really lazy lately as it's hard for me to even drag myself out of bed, so sorry I haven't been making those daily posts. It's the holiday season, so those of you who have family visiting, CONGRATULATIONS!!! It's not so lucky for other people like me.
I have family in another country, and it's so hard to even communicate with them, even when I visit them!!!I don't know about you guys, but English is my first language. My friends made this whole entire plan to visit Europe. Here's a conversation that revolved around part of it:
Friend 1: Okay, if we visit European countries, we have to learn their languages.
Friend 2: I'll learn Spanish!
Friend 1: I think I'll learn French!
Me: And I'll learn English!!!!
So yeah, I don't really get EXCITED about learning languages. Speaking about European, isn't there a joke about that? Doesn't it go like:
Joker: The Bedroom's from Asia (Asian), and the Kitchen's from Africa (African). What's the Bathroom?
Unfortunate Victim: I don't know.....
Joker: European (You're a peeing, huh, get it?)
I HATE THOSE TYPE OF JOKES!!!! And those of you who wonder, "gee, then why did this idiot say it then?" Well, it's the first thing that popped up into my head, can't really help it. But I'm serious, those jokes are wayyyyyyyyy too cheesy, and they're gross. There are good jokes in the world, though, but I'll talk about it some other time. Laters
-Jade was here.........
:) XD ^_^

Watch your language

Do you ever see those people who curse all the time, and you're sooooo annoyed. Well, that happens to me all the time. Why do they have to add ***** to their every sentence?
Well, Jade has a solution so you can have some fun with it. Whenever someone ***,
just say "Robots are taking over," and the language violater will keep on asking why you say that for. Here's an example:
Violater: I don't need all this ***
Me: Robots are taking over
Violater: What's with this ***
Me: Robots are taking over
Violater: Why do you keep on repeating this **
Me: Robots are taking over
Violater: You're annoying,

And you happily watch them walk away!

Holiday Songs

Salutations, Jade is here once again to do my bloggy business (hey, bloggy, that's a good word!)Now that the Holiday Season is close, you guys might be singing some holiday carols.
For some of you out there who're tired of the same old lyrics, here's some other lyrics to brighten up your day!
To the tune Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (dedicated to my friend)
Emi the yellow ducky
had a special flying coat
and if you ever saw her
it was as if she could float
all of the other duckies
used to laugh and call her names
they never let poor emi
join in any ducky games (what are ducky games?)
then one foggy Easter day
Bunny came to say (in his underwear, lol)
O Emi with your flying coat
won't you float to guide my boat (yes, a boat; well at least it rhymes!)
Then all the duckies loved her
as they shouted out with glee (quack quack!)
emi the yellow ducky
you'll go down to history (like the hall of ducks!)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

Rawr

I'm BOOOORRREEEDDDD.

I need something to do!

And what would be a good homemade present to give to your friends?

And does anyone care to answer my spasm question?!

Dreams

Greetings to one and all, you guys should know my name by now, but if you forgot, then it starts with a "Ja" and ends with a "de." Have you guys ever had the strangest dream?
My dreams are sometimes the craziest things.
One time, I had a dream that SpongeBob was climbing up a beanstalk. When he reached about 5000 feet, he suddenly tripped, and was falling 5000 feet, and I felt like I was falling like Sponge bob, and I immediately woke when he thumped onto the ground.
I also had this other dream that this bald guy was chasing me around in an office building.
He had one of those "hello my name is" name tags, so I could tell his name is Al. (that was a bit of useless info)
I never sleep walked in my whole entire life, but I know it can get pretty hectic.
I have a friend, Lily, who sleepwalked at her grandma's house. She had a nightmare that her mom was a substitute teacher and her cousins were her classmates. The classroom was surrounded by showers, and her mom was holding a whip, and guess what she said?
"Now, who will take a shower first?"
I'm serious, but anyways, her cousins all start complaining, so finally, Lily goes, "Fine, I'll do it!"
So in her dream, she's crawling over her classmates to get out of the classroom, but in really life, she's crawling over her mom.
"Lily, what are you doing?" "I said I'll do it," and Lily PUNCHES her mom in the face!!!
Lily goes out of the room, goes to the bathroom, turns on the shower, gets wet, then goes back to bed.
In the morning, Lily discovers she's wet.
"Lily, did you have a bad dream last night?"
"No, why?"
"Because you punched me in the face last night."
I hope Lily doesn't mind that I told this story. Sorry Lily :)()(

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!! How could I make up an elaborate story like that?
I don't know about you, but to me, that's impossible.

But anyways, if I can give any gift to the world, I'd give sweet dreams.
To all the unconscious people in the hospital, with loved ones crying with sorrow; allow the sweet dreams gently nudge them awake to make their loved ones be filled with joy.
To all those widows; allow them to reminisce in precious memories of their lost husbands
To all those families whose close ones are in war; let these dreams fill them with hope of them coming back.
To those children suffering of nightmares; let these dreams fill them with happiness and banish their enemies.
To everyone in the world; let these dreams encourage them to fulfill their goals.

What gift would you give to the world?

Foon not Spork

Welcome strangers, friends, people of other universes, Jade here :P
What got me started on blogging on the first place are my friends
from the planet XXYYZ-I :) Their blog is "sporks are useless."
I certainly don't detest sporks, but why call them SPORKS!!!
That word just reminds me of storks and pork.
If anyone forgot what storks are, here's the conversation that usually revolves around them,

Little Girl: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: (hesitantly) Uh......babies,uh, come from storks, yeah, storks, and..and when your dad
and I decided to have a wonderful child like you, we asked a bird called a stork for an egg.
Little Girl: (innocently)How does that happen?
Mom: (nervously) ...Well, we.....well....we'll talk about that when you're older...

I definitely wouldn't want to be thinking of that when I'm eating. Now, the better word would be foon. I mean think about it, doesn't foon sound awesome times one million? And it has a funny sound to it, not like in a stork weird way, but in a funny way, there's no other word to describe it.
Also, if anyone out there could leave a comment, I feel lonely:(======
Thanks to Spaghetti Bunny, Kai Chan, and all my other friends out there, I'm not as lonely as I was before.

The name Popsicle-Chan

hey peoples of the universe!! Jade here to correct what Kai-Chan said.
*sob, Kai-chan stole my first AND second post, I mean, that's sad, well I was and still busy, so I guess I do deserve that*
First of all, there's nothing wrong in not having a last name *wags finger of doom* It's unique, and this world is full of Uniqueness!
Also, I am not POPSICLE-SAN!!! I mean, I don't mind the whole
popsicle thing, but I will be known as Popsicle-Chan.
San is too respectful and it makes me feel old. I for one can't imagine myself as a crazy old lady surrounded by 100 cats. Anyways, those of you who are
wondering why I'm known as "Popsicle-Chan," it's not b/c I'm a huge
fan of popsicles, I mean, I like popsicles, but not OBSESSED.
Obsessions usually arent my thing. Maybe I shouldn't tell the real reason why it's called popsicles rock, but anyways, they do. I am called many names, but one of my friends asked me if she could call me that, and I will willingly assume that name for my friend.
But I have to say, this nickname is a first, i never heard of anyone else called popsicle!

MWUAHAHA

I'm gonna steal popsicle's second post too!! >8D

And talk more and more about stuffs. >,<

Anyway, I live in a world where magic exists and it so does too exist. I am the COMMANDO
!!! woot for me. And since Popsicle's the only one on my blog right now, she's my CHIEF COMMANDO.!! and yeah.

HIYA HIYA

Okeys, so anywayy, Popsicle-SAN isn't really called POPSICLE-SAN or CHAN. Her real name's actually Jade, but her other name is close to the meaning of popsicle, so yah. Anyways, i'm going to just go ahead and steal her first post. and while i'm at it, i'll tell you some stuffs about us.

• I am Kai Chan, but whole name is Mitsukai Nana Hoshi Kurai. And Popsicle Chan is Jade. She has no last name, -shameshame-
• Popsicle's fave color is purple and mine's blue. coz blue can bring the doom of you.
• My -ahem- ""superpower"" is to steal someone else's power and use it for a day. i can use 2 powers at once. My preferred weapons are light sabers (never watched starwars, duhoh) or duel swords. and irl, i really do have a sword. =) fear me.
• Popsicle's power is to um i think it was telepathy or something like that. and so yeah...
• we both LOVE Caramelldansen!! =DDDDDD doom to all who do NOT like caramelldansen.

And yeah, i seriously stole her first post!!! mwuahhahaha!!! >8D

and in our group of friends,

there's PopsicleChan, ME, Orange Chan and SunnyBunny Chan or SunBun.

but sofar, is only me and popsicle on this blog coz orangechan is toooo busy -shot- and in ze group i am the HYPER one!!! -wootwoot- -shot-

and well yeah. so please comment if you feel like it or i will MAKE you feel like it. =)