Holiday Songs

Speaking of them, I have a Thanksgiving song, but I didn't make it up, I got it from the Nickelodeon(if that's how you spell it) magazine.
"Here at the Children's Table"is sung to the tune of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

Here at the children's table,
Isn't where I want to be.
You get the fancy china,
We only get paper plates,
You get the matching cushions,
While we sit on old milk crates.
How I dream of front row seats,
Near the candied yams,
Turkey, ham, and even peas,
Lots of stuffing, seconds, please!
I'll be on my best behavior,
Don't you know I'll do my best,
I'll even clear the dishes,
If you answer my request!

Again, I did not make this up.

Kweh!

Hi people who read this blog! I'm Hikari Kitsune, but you can just call me Hiki-Chan, if you're too lazy to say Hikari-Chan, or Kitsune-Chan. Kweh! is the word I use instead of OMG, or phew, sigh, gasp, or any of those onomatopoeia that people use, but Kweh is only for me and chocobos. At least on this blog.

And, like Popsicle-Chan, I don't want to be called "san", because even that is too respectful. And that's the lowest respect you can give! No "sama" or "dono" or whatever. Just "chan". Kweh! Now that that has been gone over, I'll introduce myself.

As you now know, I'm Hikari, and Spaghetti Bunny is my sister, and I'm the administrator of Sporks Are Useless. Again, I want to address the blog: SporksAreUseless.blogspot.com

Of course, you don't have to put www. or capitalization, I was just capitalizing to show the individual words. And no, it's not called a foon, and neither is it a typo if you say spork, not sport. I'm not saying that I think S-P-O-R-T-S are useless, I'm saying S-P-O-R-K-S, the "utensils" are useless. I like manga, but not anime, because the anime is really off the actual manga, and most of the time the characters just stand there, doing nothing/ explaining something for a really long time/ pausing between each sentence/ epically staring at each other/ being stupid, like Naruto.

So, you can learn more about me in my profile because I need to get off Spaghetti's computer.

Hi Guys!

Hi guys! (I don't know why you say guys, some of us are girls)
This is Spaghetti Bunny back over from Sporks Are Useless.
So I just was invited to become an author, so I couldn't resist saying yes, and to fulfill my duty for a new blog, I'm posting! Yaaayy!
Now anyhoo, I was just talking to Flossing Sunshine over at Sporks today and I was recommending a series to read, and she said it sounded kinda like Chubacca, that weird carpet guy in Star Wars, a popular show/movie over here on planet Earth.
You guys probably know it here on this polluted planet, so would you care to explain the pointless plot to me?
Now I don't mean to critisize this nice blog, but to see what I'm talking about, please check me and my friends' blog at www.sporksareuseless.blogspot.com (don't worry,Popsicle and Kai are my friends too.)
Question: Are spaghetti bunnies bunnies made from spaghetti?
Gotta go now, the spagheeti bunnies are noodle-painting on the wall.

Stitch!

Haha, well this is my first post, so hello there! I'm Stitch, a friend of Jade and Springroll x3. [Heyy guys!! ; )]

About my name: I love, love, loved Stitch ever since I was on a commercial for Lilo and Stitch happy meal toys when I was 8. And now, I still really do love Stitch. [You should see my room, I have like 10 little Stitch toys, all of which I make clothes for! x3]Ooh, and that brings me to my next point. I love to sew, which is also why I was named Stitch. See what I did there? Teehee... I completed my very first dress (for myself) on the 20th, (12-20-08). It was pink with a ruched top and sleeves, and I sewed eyelet lace on the bottom hem and on the little pockets I made. I am extremely proud!

So some of the things I like are:

• sewing
• Stitch
• Project Runway (Go Kenley!)
• Neopets (I'm princessmonster, Neofriend me!)
• Jon and Kate+ Eight
• Jesus (I'm a Christian :])
• purple (sorry for ruining your green and yellow thing, guys)
• A Tree Grows In Brooklyn (an amazing book for sure)
• Paramore (Best.Band.Ever!)
• Coldplay (♥ them too)
• Christmas
• Jade and Springroll (mushy hug time)... etc.

So anyway, umm... this is just a bit late, but:
Merrrryy Christmaasss! ♥
Jesus is the Reason for the Season.

Luv ya, Bye! (haha well that was tacky)

- ♥STITCH

DRAMA

omg. i did not just post that on ur blog lol

Hey Guys

Hola Peoples of the world! I hope everyone's enjoying their vacation (if you have any)
Because I mean some people still work during the winter break *hint hint: you know who you are, evil cackle*. But anyways, I've been really lazy lately as it's hard for me to even drag myself out of bed, so sorry I haven't been making those daily posts. It's the holiday season, so those of you who have family visiting, CONGRATULATIONS!!! It's not so lucky for other people like me.
I have family in another country, and it's so hard to even communicate with them, even when I visit them!!!I don't know about you guys, but English is my first language. My friends made this whole entire plan to visit Europe. Here's a conversation that revolved around part of it:
Friend 1: Okay, if we visit European countries, we have to learn their languages.
Friend 2: I'll learn Spanish!
Friend 1: I think I'll learn French!
Me: And I'll learn English!!!!
So yeah, I don't really get EXCITED about learning languages. Speaking about European, isn't there a joke about that? Doesn't it go like:
Joker: The Bedroom's from Asia (Asian), and the Kitchen's from Africa (African). What's the Bathroom?
Unfortunate Victim: I don't know.....
Joker: European (You're a peeing, huh, get it?)
I HATE THOSE TYPE OF JOKES!!!! And those of you who wonder, "gee, then why did this idiot say it then?" Well, it's the first thing that popped up into my head, can't really help it. But I'm serious, those jokes are wayyyyyyyyy too cheesy, and they're gross. There are good jokes in the world, though, but I'll talk about it some other time. Laters
-Jade was here.........
:) XD ^_^

Watch your language

Do you ever see those people who curse all the time, and you're sooooo annoyed. Well, that happens to me all the time. Why do they have to add ***** to their every sentence?
Well, Jade has a solution so you can have some fun with it. Whenever someone ***,
just say "Robots are taking over," and the language violater will keep on asking why you say that for. Here's an example:
Violater: I don't need all this ***
Me: Robots are taking over
Violater: What's with this ***
Me: Robots are taking over
Violater: Why do you keep on repeating this **
Me: Robots are taking over
Violater: You're annoying,

And you happily watch them walk away!

Holiday Songs

Salutations, Jade is here once again to do my bloggy business (hey, bloggy, that's a good word!)Now that the Holiday Season is close, you guys might be singing some holiday carols.
For some of you out there who're tired of the same old lyrics, here's some other lyrics to brighten up your day!
To the tune Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (dedicated to my friend)
Emi the yellow ducky
had a special flying coat
and if you ever saw her
it was as if she could float
all of the other duckies
used to laugh and call her names
they never let poor emi
join in any ducky games (what are ducky games?)
then one foggy Easter day
Bunny came to say (in his underwear, lol)
O Emi with your flying coat
won't you float to guide my boat (yes, a boat; well at least it rhymes!)
Then all the duckies loved her
as they shouted out with glee (quack quack!)
emi the yellow ducky
you'll go down to history (like the hall of ducks!)
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!

Rawr

I'm BOOOORRREEEDDDD.

I need something to do!

And what would be a good homemade present to give to your friends?

And does anyone care to answer my spasm question?!

Dreams

Greetings to one and all, you guys should know my name by now, but if you forgot, then it starts with a "Ja" and ends with a "de." Have you guys ever had the strangest dream?
My dreams are sometimes the craziest things.
One time, I had a dream that SpongeBob was climbing up a beanstalk. When he reached about 5000 feet, he suddenly tripped, and was falling 5000 feet, and I felt like I was falling like Sponge bob, and I immediately woke when he thumped onto the ground.
I also had this other dream that this bald guy was chasing me around in an office building.
He had one of those "hello my name is" name tags, so I could tell his name is Al. (that was a bit of useless info)
I never sleep walked in my whole entire life, but I know it can get pretty hectic.
I have a friend, Lily, who sleepwalked at her grandma's house. She had a nightmare that her mom was a substitute teacher and her cousins were her classmates. The classroom was surrounded by showers, and her mom was holding a whip, and guess what she said?
"Now, who will take a shower first?"
I'm serious, but anyways, her cousins all start complaining, so finally, Lily goes, "Fine, I'll do it!"
So in her dream, she's crawling over her classmates to get out of the classroom, but in really life, she's crawling over her mom.
"Lily, what are you doing?" "I said I'll do it," and Lily PUNCHES her mom in the face!!!
Lily goes out of the room, goes to the bathroom, turns on the shower, gets wet, then goes back to bed.
In the morning, Lily discovers she's wet.
"Lily, did you have a bad dream last night?"
"No, why?"
"Because you punched me in the face last night."
I hope Lily doesn't mind that I told this story. Sorry Lily :)()(

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!! How could I make up an elaborate story like that?
I don't know about you, but to me, that's impossible.

But anyways, if I can give any gift to the world, I'd give sweet dreams.
To all the unconscious people in the hospital, with loved ones crying with sorrow; allow the sweet dreams gently nudge them awake to make their loved ones be filled with joy.
To all those widows; allow them to reminisce in precious memories of their lost husbands
To all those families whose close ones are in war; let these dreams fill them with hope of them coming back.
To those children suffering of nightmares; let these dreams fill them with happiness and banish their enemies.
To everyone in the world; let these dreams encourage them to fulfill their goals.

What gift would you give to the world?

Foon not Spork

Welcome strangers, friends, people of other universes, Jade here :P
What got me started on blogging on the first place are my friends
from the planet XXYYZ-I :) Their blog is "sporks are useless."
I certainly don't detest sporks, but why call them SPORKS!!!
That word just reminds me of storks and pork.
If anyone forgot what storks are, here's the conversation that usually revolves around them,

Little Girl: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: (hesitantly) Uh......babies,uh, come from storks, yeah, storks, and..and when your dad
and I decided to have a wonderful child like you, we asked a bird called a stork for an egg.
Little Girl: (innocently)How does that happen?
Mom: (nervously) ...Well, we.....well....we'll talk about that when you're older...

I definitely wouldn't want to be thinking of that when I'm eating. Now, the better word would be foon. I mean think about it, doesn't foon sound awesome times one million? And it has a funny sound to it, not like in a stork weird way, but in a funny way, there's no other word to describe it.
Also, if anyone out there could leave a comment, I feel lonely:(======
Thanks to Spaghetti Bunny, Kai Chan, and all my other friends out there, I'm not as lonely as I was before.

The name Popsicle-Chan

hey peoples of the universe!! Jade here to correct what Kai-Chan said.
*sob, Kai-chan stole my first AND second post, I mean, that's sad, well I was and still busy, so I guess I do deserve that*
First of all, there's nothing wrong in not having a last name *wags finger of doom* It's unique, and this world is full of Uniqueness!
Also, I am not POPSICLE-SAN!!! I mean, I don't mind the whole
popsicle thing, but I will be known as Popsicle-Chan.
San is too respectful and it makes me feel old. I for one can't imagine myself as a crazy old lady surrounded by 100 cats. Anyways, those of you who are
wondering why I'm known as "Popsicle-Chan," it's not b/c I'm a huge
fan of popsicles, I mean, I like popsicles, but not OBSESSED.
Obsessions usually arent my thing. Maybe I shouldn't tell the real reason why it's called popsicles rock, but anyways, they do. I am called many names, but one of my friends asked me if she could call me that, and I will willingly assume that name for my friend.
But I have to say, this nickname is a first, i never heard of anyone else called popsicle!

MWUAHAHA

I'm gonna steal popsicle's second post too!! >8D

And talk more and more about stuffs. >,<

Anyway, I live in a world where magic exists and it so does too exist. I am the COMMANDO
!!! woot for me. And since Popsicle's the only one on my blog right now, she's my CHIEF COMMANDO.!! and yeah.

HIYA HIYA

Okeys, so anywayy, Popsicle-SAN isn't really called POPSICLE-SAN or CHAN. Her real name's actually Jade, but her other name is close to the meaning of popsicle, so yah. Anyways, i'm going to just go ahead and steal her first post. and while i'm at it, i'll tell you some stuffs about us.

• I am Kai Chan, but whole name is Mitsukai Nana Hoshi Kurai. And Popsicle Chan is Jade. She has no last name, -shameshame-
• Popsicle's fave color is purple and mine's blue. coz blue can bring the doom of you.
• My -ahem- ""superpower"" is to steal someone else's power and use it for a day. i can use 2 powers at once. My preferred weapons are light sabers (never watched starwars, duhoh) or duel swords. and irl, i really do have a sword. =) fear me.
• Popsicle's power is to um i think it was telepathy or something like that. and so yeah...
• we both LOVE Caramelldansen!! =DDDDDD doom to all who do NOT like caramelldansen.

And yeah, i seriously stole her first post!!! mwuahhahaha!!! >8D

and in our group of friends,

there's PopsicleChan, ME, Orange Chan and SunnyBunny Chan or SunBun.

but sofar, is only me and popsicle on this blog coz orangechan is toooo busy -shot- and in ze group i am the HYPER one!!! -wootwoot- -shot-

and well yeah. so please comment if you feel like it or i will MAKE you feel like it. =)